Big Score Alert! Local Con Artist Strikes Again
Looks like the town/that greasy crook/our fair city has a new problem on its hands. Reports are flooding in/Folks are buzzing/Whispers are spreading that the infamous con artist, known only as The Shadow/Slick Willy/Diamond Dave, has pulled off another audacious scheme/hustle/job. This time, the target was the local museum, and reports say they've